I've kept aside your commission.
Your gift is waiting for you in the bedroom.
I have the money, don't worry.
Kabir bhai...
I've planted the bomb.
Call me after the blast.
Okay.
What's the count? - About a dozen, I guess.
Finally...
Sources say the bomb was planted in a motorcycle.
About 15 people have been killed by the blast and...
...a large number are injured.
The government hasn't sent any assistance as yet to the blast site.
The local MLA Dr. Sudesh Maheshwari and...
the mayor of Mumbai, Dr. Nayar have just arrived at the site.
It's suspected the bomb was planted in a motorcycle.
The blast wasn't very powerful yet its effects were felt...
...for a 20 meter radius.
Let them come.
We're still not sure.
Finally, they showed up.
They stay in the shadows... and now they're here for the encore.
Bittoo, time for the second blast.
Yo, Ballerina! - Bhai!
Ever saw a cricket match live? - Yes.
Ever saw a bomb go off?
No. - Now, you will.
Bloody...
People have gathered at the site of the blast...
Hypocrites!
Never again!
Bhai... the ACP has arrested Bittoo.
So what are you still doing here?
If Bittoo confesses... that will be the end!
You guys are...
Hey... just a minute... hold on!
What's did he say? Turn up the volume.
There's no terrorist outfit behind the blast.
They're mere hired killers... mafia dons.
We've arrested one of them.
And we will get the information from him.
Two months.
Two months and Bombay will be rid of this disease.
I will get rid of it.
This is my, Karan Malhotra's word.
Disease?
How dare he call me a disease!
He thinks he is with the PWD!
Anju!! - Bhai!
I've had it.
Everyday he appears on TV like a soap star... and warns me!
Enough is enough!
Listen...
till he isn't shot dead...
no booze, no women for you. Get it?
Bhai, let's not waste any time.
Don't worry...
I'll assign this task to our best shooter.
Yeah right!
Your best shooter was captured by the ACP and shot in cold blood.
What you need is better than the best.
Hire an assassin...
who has no previous police record.
An ace shooter who never misses his mark.
The bullet that kills the ACP should be from his gun.
Come.
Please go back.
Back, buy why?
What do you mean, but why?
I mean... why should I go back?
Listen, just go back and stand in the queue.
This is where I stand, and that's where the queue begins.
Oh really?
I told you so.
Umm... what's your name? - Vijju.
Passport?
Your age?
My passport has the date of birth.
You have a problem in telling me? - Hey!
Hmm...
There are sexy-young-girls behind me...
let's not talk about age. - Sexy girls, eh?
You don't think they're sexy? - No, I didn't see...
Hey ladies, this gentleman doesn't think you're sexy at all.
I do apologise on his behalf.
Shut up, you idiot.
And old man with raging hormones...
What did you call me?
And old man.
How old are you? - Why?
Tell him.
I... I'm 43.
You're a kid. - Who're you calling kid?
There you go. It hurt, didn't it? - Huh?
You never tell someone they're a kid or an old man.
It's like an insult.
So, whoever you are... don't ever repeat that again.
Is that so? - Yes.
Arrest him.
I'll tell him who I am. Arrest him.
You lay a finger on me and you'll know who I am!
Really?
Who are you?
Oh man, do I need to spell everything out for you?!
Now listen, there are two kinds of people.
The first, who give their own introduction.
The second, the rest of the world gives an introduction about them.
And you belong to the second category.
Oh no! You are saying that I belong to the second category.
But I belong to the first.
I give my own introduction.
Take my phone.
Dial any number you like and tell them you want to arrest Vijju.
You'll know who I am.
It's okay. - No, it's not okay. Dial a number...
It's okay. - You just said you'd arrest me.
No, it's okay. I'm sorry.
Sir, please pardon him. He has a wife and kids.
He dials a number and he'll lose his job.
It's okay...
You may go. - You're a kid, I told you so.
Hi baby...
Vijju, your tenant.
Oh... you're the tenant? - Yes.
David, I'll call you back.
I am Meenakshi. Let me show you to your room.
After you.
How was your flight? - Beautiful.
We never have a power outage. - Neither do we.
Nice room, isn't it? It's quite lucky.
For me or for you?
For the one who lives here.
It's my husband, he works in Dubai.
Please carry on.
David...
yes, I've rented the room.
Hmm...
hair's grown long.
Yes, I've rented the room.
A bachelor... Girls...
An old man!
Girls... no way! Only the ambulance will come around.
What happened?
You won the lottery! The glass broke, can't you see?
But how?
How should I know. Get a new one.
Ask Mishraji why he still hasn't sent the report to me.
I want the report immediately.
And I want an answer.
What is it? - I want to lodge a complaint.
Complaint about what?
Eve teasing.
Alright, have a seat.
If guys harass girls it's called 'Eve teasing'.
But what if girls harass guys? What do you call that?
No idea, sir.
Have you ever harassed a guy? - No, sir.
Of course, girls never misbehave. - Yes, sir.
What do you mean yes sir? Tell me?
My wife tortures me everyday.
Girls are fine till they get into college.
But once they're married they begin 'Adam teasing'.
My complaint? - Oh yes, write it down.
Who harassed you? How? Where? When? Write everything down.
Also write the guys name.
Name? I don't know his name, sir.
You don't know his name?
Then write it down. Mention everything.
If you give more details, it will add weight to your case.
Mention your address, mobile number...
And sign your name at the end.
What's your name? - Tanya.
Tanya... yes, mention that.
Yes, that's fine, Patil.
Report to the Bandra police station.
Sir.
Tanya, what are you doing here?
Sir, it's a case of eve teasing. She wants to lodge a complaint.
Who harassed you?
Hey... sir has asked you a question. Answer him.
What are you staring at?
Do you know him?
Shinde, listen to me...
Take down her phone number.
It's an important case. I'll handle it myself.
It's my bad luck that I came here.
I don't want to lodge the complaint.
Madam... at least lodge the complaint.
Complaint?
If I leave my phone number behind not just eve teasing...
your sir might begin teasing.
Even though we may have crossed the limits of evil...
we can still stop ourselves from doing evil.
We can repent for our misdeeds with love.
It's possible to tread the path of goodwill...
...without doing any harm to others.
Just leave it all.
Now it's time for me to leave.
Hari Om. Hari Om.
May God bless you always.
Birji!
Vijju!
How are you, my friend?
Is that all you can say? Come on, give me a hug.
Look at you... you've put on weight.
Disciples...
I may be your teacher but he is my teacher.
Come on.
Your business seems to be doing well.
Is it also broadcast on TV.
Everyday!
Sometimes it's even broadcast live.
Tell me, how's your human existence in Paris?
Your sermon is over, isn't it?
Yes. - Then talk like normal people do!
Vijju, it's after rigorous practice...
that I mastered the language of the scriptures...
I'm better off this way.
Whatever!
Do you have information about the ACP?
Yes, my disciples will give you the same.
And the hardware? - What hardware?
Gun, bullet, bomb, snapper, do you have a bazooka?
You will get it.
Vijju, I'd like to tell you something.
The world is a better place without violence.
The Lord above expects this of his followers.
Your disciples merely pray to the Lord.
I help the disciples to meet the Lord personally.
Birji... I have a jet-lag, don't torture me.
I'm back after years, it's time for a blast.
Of course.
Hi Amrita.
Hi... Rohit.
Oh... so, what do you do?
I am working in a company as a Manager...
and like you now I have.
So good...
So, what are your hobbies?
Me, I love to swim... I love to read books.
Wow! - So, who all are there in your family?
Oh sorry!
Yes, sure.
Hey! Where are you?
Hey Amirta...
I'm talking to you.
How do you know my name?
My ears... I can listen.
Match-making-dot-com?
You like him?
Marriage?
Well... I'm thinking about it.
Don't marry him. - Why not?
He's a flirt. - How do you know that?
I've been observing him for the past 15 minutes...
He doing the sweet talk, just like I do.
He is a flirt.
What nonsense? He seems decent to me.
Do I look like a crook?
Of course not!
Sorry Amrita, I will have to rush. I'll see you later...
No problem that's ok... Okay bye.
So, what were you saying?
I was saying that...
people always try to look decent and nice on the outside...
but on the inside...
you never know.
But I can lay a wager on this chap.
I am sure he has numerous affairs.
So what... these days almost everyone has affairs.
You aren't married yet, that's why you think it is cool.
But after marriage, all things cool will be out the window.
Listen...
if you're constantly checking your inbox for new messages...
don't get married.
But if don't check your inbox...
Don't forget to invite me. I'll attend your wedding.
Okay, carry on. See you later.
Wait a minute... what is your name?
Vijju.
Hey...
how am I looking?
Sexy!
Did you hear that?
Hello... - How was the guy... do you like him?
He is a flirt.
What? Who said that?
A sexy old guy.
Sexy old guy?
You can meet him later. - Okay.
Hello? - Tanya...
Who is this?
You thought if you don't give me your number, I won't find it?
The other day at the police station...
...you ridiculed me in Shinde's presence.
Now everybody doubts that we're seeing each other.
Fine.
I'll come over tomorrow and lodge a complaint against you.
That will clear their doubts.
When can I expect you... Tanya?
Who is he?
I don't know.
But if he puts his feet up on the table, I'll teach him a lesson.
Hey!!
How dare you sit on my chair?
Get up!
You better listen to me.
Just go away or you will be in a problem.
20 years ago when I sat on this chair, there was no problem.
And today if there's a problem then...
beep the beep problem.
What?
I just used some cusswords. - Cusswords? Beep the beep?
Exactly.
When I feel like using a cussword, I say beep.
This works two way.
One, I don't use foul language.
Two, the person whom it's intended to feels like a beep.
Get that, beep beep?
Good one, I like it.
Until now I felt good using cusswords...
...today I feel good hearing them.
Who are you?
How dare you stand up to Mack?
Are you new in Mumbai?
New?
I have a very old relationship with Mumbai.
Sit, let me give you my bio-data.
Mumbai and I have grown up together.
We enjoyed the rain, we've had fun...
We've danced, we've sung songs...
You have no idea about the things I have done.
The new generation of kids...
They sing my songs, they try to copy my style...
Let me show you what an original is.
You want to see? - Of course!
Okay!
Hey Remo...
Call them... Bring out all the beautiful girls...
What an item!
A betel nut leaf from Benares
To set the mind free, it helps
A betel nut leaf from Benares
To set the mind free, it helps
A betel nut leaf from Benares
To set the mind free, it helps
Oh what a feeling!
And so he sets everything right
The guy from the banks of the Ganges
Girl when you movin'
Love the way, when you grooving
And everybody loose it
So go meera go, meera go, meera go
So go meera go, meera go, meera go, say Go go
A betel nut leaf from Benares
To set the mind free, it helps
A betel nut leaf from Benares
To set the mind free, it helps
Oh what a feeling!
And so he sets everything right
The guy from the banks of the Ganges
Baby girl I'll make you feel so good
Baby girl I'll make you feel all right
Baby girl I'll cry do trust me
Reach out and take a look right back
I'm the man from the banks of the Ganges
When I say dance, all of India dances
It's the real thing, nothing less
The betel nut leaf from Benares
Meera danced all night, her anklets tinkling
Girl when you movin'
Love the way, when you grooving
And everybody loose it
So go meera go, meera go, meera go
So go meera go, meera go, meera go, say Go go
Meera danced all night, her anklets tinkling
And I danced without them
Meera danced all night, her anklets tinkling
She danced
Meera danced all night, her anklets tinkling
And I danced without them
Meera danced all night, her anklets tinkling
The colours shower bringing everything to life
Girl when you move it
Love the way, when you grooving
And everybody loose it
So go meera go, meera go, meera go
So go meera go, meera go, meera go, say Go go
All that wasn't served in a golden plate
Came around the maiden's mate
Came around the maiden's mate with a broken fate
The colours shower bringing everything to life
M to the E to the ERA
Meera walk in, everybody say hey!
Everybody want a little piece of that that
Then when she walk out, she leave with me
Girl when you movin'
Love the way, when you grooving
And everybody loose it
So go meera go, meera go, meera go
So go meera go, meera go, meera go, say Go go
In love with girls night and day
Girl when you movin'
Love the way, when you grooving
And everybody loose it
So go meera go, meera go, meera go
So go meera go, meera go, meera go, say Go go
Go go
In love with girls night and day
Go go
And so the heart says
Why can't I have my way?
Girl when you movin'
Love the way, when you grooving
And everybody loose it
So go meera go, meera go, meera go
So go meera go, meera go, meera go, Say Go go
What an item!
Come on let's move on.
Who is Meera?
He is an ACP...
yet he has to keep running.
He runs and therefore he captures.
You are so lucky.
He has been running after you...
but you don't let him capture you.
Whatever!
I've never liked him, lets go.
Hey... where are you going?
Home.
Me too.
A gangster is around here and I'm trying to capture him.
So what are you doing standing over here?
Go after him.
I thought if you happen to see him before I capture him...
call me and let me know.
You have saved my number, right?
Karan, you've been trying to charm her since college days.
Haven't you realized yet?
She's crazy.
Well so am I.
We can see that.
You were here trying to capture a gangster...
...but now you are talking to us.
Go on, do your work.
Otherwise the gangster might get away.
I won't let you get away...
nor him!
Bhai... Maroof is arrested.
Who is that?
Bhai, he had supplied the bombs.
You idiots...
don't know the basic rules of the game!
Killing someone should solve the problem. Not give rise to one.
First, the guy who planted the bomb was caught.
Now, the one who supplied it.
Next in line is the guy who paid them.
You paid them, didn't you? - Yes bhai, I paid them.
Great, just sit tight!
What about the contract killer, what's he doing?
Hello... - You are very lucky. You survived again.
If it's so easy to place a bomb close to you...
...your luck will run out soon.
You are lucky that we haven't met yet.
The day we meet, I'll shoot you.
Then why would I meet you, stupid?
I have a record. All contracts given to me were carried out.
Sooner or later... You will be shot or boom!
I've survived today and I'll manage tomorrow.
Even I get a pay-cheque from the government to kill people like you.
It's called a salary.
So let's close down your account before the next pay-cheque.
It'll save the government's money.
You are insured, aren't you?
Wait till you...
When will I get married?
My mother is driving me mad.
I also want to get settled.
It's difficult to find a decent guy.
You're still young... chill.
Right, you've nothing to worry.
You have Karan who likes you.
But I'm not getting married to him.
Can I marry him?
I am really desperate.
Shut up Amrita!
You know what...
I think you like him.
I don't like him.
What about me, baby?
Let me go! - Why should I?
Sit with me... let's talk.
Leave my hand!
The youth is a frustrated lot these days.
The guys don't know how to charm a girl.
You won't get a girlfriend this way.
You have talk nicely.
Sweet talk, you know.
These girls are delicate like flowers.
And you're wielding a knife?
Learn to 'woo' them, it will help you.
You are a man, right? Be a real man!
If she agrees, I'll show her what a real man is!
But she disagrees.
Next time if I catch you so much as looking at her...
I'll rewrite the history of your face!
Resurface the geography!
Don't change the subject!
That's enough, old man!
You want to be taught another lesson?
Listen Bittoo...
we've arrested Maroof.
He supplied the bomb and you planted it.
Tell me who gave the orders.
But if you don't tell me...
I'll torture you so much, you'll regret being born.
Fine...
torture me all you want. I have just one thing to tell you...
You're going to die very soon.
They will kill you.
What is it, Shinde?
Sir, I don't know what the fight was about...
I'm tired of asking them.
They aren't even saying anything.
What?
Don't you have any manners? Thrashing an old man?
Who are you calling an old man?
Your father is probably an old man!
How dare you say that!
Do you see that, sir?
Look at him.
He called me an old man and look what I did to him.
The cops pulled me away...
Otherwise when I thrash someone, I thrash them real good.
Really? - Of course.
You're old enough to be a grandfather, not the Godfather.
You know something... Your age and your personality don't match.
Really?
What's your name? - Vijju.
You come to my precinct and try to be the boss?
What do you think? - Karan, wait!
What do you think you are doing? Karan! Stop it!
What are you doing here?
He is innocent. Those three guys were harassing us.
Vijju saved us from them.
He is my friend. Don't push him like that.
The other day I came here to lodge a complaint against the same guys.
I will teach them a lesson.
But where do you get such friends?
There's nothing friendly about him.
Right, I'm an unfriendly friend.
You see that? Take him away, please.
Fine. Even we don't want to stay here. Let's go Vijju.
Shinde... Teach them a good lesson.
And you guys...
If you want to avenge this, save my number... 9821...
Hey, I'm in charge.
Are you threatening them?
I'll arrest you as well.
Now get out!
Don't push me.
How do you know him?
Karan has been in love with her since college...
but she just ignores him.
Hey... - Long story dude!
Is he harassing you? If you wish, I can teach him a lesson.
Hey... no!
Oh no... please! - Hello...
You are unbelievable!
You will get arrested.
I swear... Vijju, whether you hit someone or don't...
It was great to hear you talk.
I am sure every girl would like her boyfriend to be like you.
Here's a secret.
I've charmed many girls this way.
Why are you making me cook?
She could've done it.
My friends swear by your cooking.
Please!
It's Sunday today.
That means lots of clients at the beauty parlour.
What do I do... please!
Special friend, mom.
Kamini?
V... Vijju?
This is your...
Vi... Vijju...
Oh my God!
Hi... - Hi, thanks for coming.
Daddy...
Meet my friend, Vijju.
Hey son...
Hello uncle.
Oh... I...
Oh no, you were funny, so even I thought I'd say something funny.
That's so nice of you.
Where's the sense of humour these days?
People are always occupied with work.
Come... Meet my wife, Kamini.
Kamini... Kammo... Come here.
Just a second.
Meet Amrita's special friend... Mr...
Vijju. - Vijju.
Hello. - Hello.
Mr. Vijju, what do you do?
Well, I'm trying to repent for my past actions.
You really are funny!
Mom... the food?
Hold on, what's the hurry?
I've invited him over only for lunch.
I can speak with him anywhere I want.
A few more minutes.
I forgot the sautéed brinjal.
I'll go get it.
Oh? My beloved is here...
My beloved is here...
Can you please send it to me again.
Do you like sautéed brinjal?
It depends.
Vijju, sautéed brinjal.
Thank you.
You are too much.
Won't you have some?
No way. I don't like brinjal.
Neither did my father like it nor my grandfather.
Even Kamini doesn't like it, right Kamini? - Yes.
Nobody in family ever liked brinjal.
Don't know why but Amrita likes it.
Ever since she was a kid.
Water?
Amrita, control yourself.
That's enough... stop it.
Have you lost it?
A DNA test?
I suggest you ask one of them.
And when you get whacked, you'll know you're being stupid.
Then why would my mom hug a stranger?
Well, Vijju is special.
You were enamoured by Vijju when you met him.
And so was your mom.
No big deal. - Oh please!
If you had seen the soap opera expressions my mom.
...and Vijju exchanged at lunch...
You would've figured that...
Amrita is not her father's daughter.
You are being silly.
You look so much like your father.
Which one?
Vijju or my father?
Listen to me.
Before you are sent to a mental asylum...
...why don't you ask either your mom or Vijju?
I'll ask both.
Mr. Shrivastav, a trip abroad would be good.
Foreigners are crazy about the spiritual experience.
Oh no, a crown of gold isn't my style.
I prefer hard cash.
May God bless you.
What do you make in a month?
Well... I've made more than enough in the past.
Now my goal is to serve the Lord wholeheartedly.
Then why are you helping me?
You said you would shoot me if I didn't help you.
What's the progress?
We found the dragon.
My disciples will tell you when...
...he is expected to breach the inner sanctum.
My love for you was legendary...
What's his number?
Whose number?
His... Vijju.
You know him?
Why did you pretend when he came over?
Well... your father was present.
Are you having an affair with him?
Affair?
Let's not talk about that.
Just give me his number.
0I get it.
You're a kid, you won't get it.
Kid and you wanted to marry me off?
I won't give you his number. Who is Vijju?
Vijju... we're just good friends, you know.
Actually, he is a gangster.
He is a very big... big criminal, you know.
I didn't expect to see him, so I was nervous.
Then why do you want his number?
You are a respectable woman.
Of course, I am.
And you expect me to give you a gangster's number?
Listen... - Bye.
You know... listen... we're good friend...
You good-for-nothing... You're giving me that attitude...
I'll whack you so hard... Your attitude will go on a one way trip!
Hi girls. - Hi...
Hello...
Hey... I wasn't aware you are... Kamini's daughter.
She was a friend of mine. She still is.
Tanya, turn around.
May I ask something? - Yeah.
I want the truth. - Yeah.
You had an affair with my mother?
What are you thinking about...
yes or no? - No.
Then why did you take so long to tell?
Oh no! Even if we did have an affair, it wouldn't be a big deal.
You told me that affairs are very common.
That's the present, not 20 years ago.
What rubbish!
Why do you break into tears so often?
Promise... promise...
You mother and I didn't have an affair.
Sure? - Sure.
Tanya, you can turn back now.
What?
Why do I like sautéed brinjal?
Excuse me...
So finally, I tracked you down.
I've been trying to meet you...
I went there but you weren't around.
Come on...
Shut up Karan.
Sorry for interruption guys...
A teeny tiny break, I'll be right back.
Hello... hello... Breaking news...
This is Vijju, live reporting...
Well known police officer ACP Karan Malhotra is present at this pub.
And in the midst of all these people, he is misbehaving with a girl.
Come on Vijju... - And the girl is my girlfriend.
Your girlfriend? - Well she isn't yours!
Boys and girls... tell me something...
Do you feel safe if the police behave like this?
No.
Do you think the police can protect you?
No.
If someone misbehaves with your girlfriend, will you ask him for help?
Vijju, what are you doing?
He is misbehaving in a public place.
Listen to me Karan...
Stop it. - Get out.
Karan, listen to me please! - Out!
Vijju...
Get out of here. - What's this Vijju?
Okay guys.
We're back from the break...
And music!
Karan, please stop.
I am so sorry, Karan.
Go away from here.
I said, leave me Tanya. - Why are you getting mad at me?
I'd beat him to pulp if you weren't around.
He was dancing to the music...
I'd make him dance to my tune at the police station.
Okay, I am sorry. Let's go back in.
To hell with you and your friend.
I've been insulted enough.
You know what... I've got my answer.
Let's do... Quick, come on...
My belt... remove it... fast.
Hit me.
Please, hit me.
Bhai... you're back from Dubai? - Yeah...
Hello, I'm Kabir.
Hello.
You know, this is a good idea.
Get me a rope too and we can enjoy!
I warned you...
Until the task is completed...
No alcohol, no women! - Bhai... don't hit!
You are no good.
Our target is dancing at a pub...
And you are tied up here. - I feel like a fool! A fool!
Bhai... bhai... Please don't hit me. - When will it be done?
Where? - At the Mahalaxmi temple.